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Top 10: Post-2000 PC Games Part 2
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Modern of the Month: Half-Life 2
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Posted on 5 February, 2013 at 11:03PM ↑ 1 ↓ 0
Modern of the Month: Half-Life 2

It's been a helluva year, fellas. From meager beginnings, missed updates, support from friends and a glorious rise.

What's to come in the year ahead? I dunno, but I'll tell you what's to come next paragraph!

Ladies, Gentlemen, and ladies dressed like men, I proudly present a one year anniversary article; Half-Life 2.

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Guest Retro: Metroid II
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Posted on 3 February, 2013 at 8:07PM ↑ 1 ↓ 0
Guest Retro: Metroid II

This site is getting a little bit too PC-loving. Come on guys, did we really need two Descent articles in a row? (The answer is obviously yes, but it's a rhetorical question.) What about the handheld love? What about... Metroid II: The Return of Samus.

In the far-flung futuristic year 20X5, the surprisingly not male Samus Aran is dispatched to perform a mass genocide on planet SR388, killing off every living creature she comes across. It is up to you stop this maniac at once make sure she performs her duties with the utmost precision!

Metroid II: The Return of Samus is an often overlooked game by Metroid fans, probably due to it's being nestled between the first game, and what is arguably the greatest side scrolling action game ever, Super Metroid. But Metroid II definitely does Metroid like no other Metroid does Metroid.

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Descent and Descent II
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Posted on 26 January, 2013 at 6:48PM ↑ 1 ↓ 0
Descent and Descent II

I love this game.

I have old memories of my older brother playing it when I was very young. My family had just gotten a fancy IBM Aptiva computer with a 486 processor rated at a whopping 66mhz and a whole 4mb of RAM! (These were just numbers to me then. It wasn't until much later that I understood all that.)

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RotW: Axelay
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Posted on 13 January, 2013 at 2:59PM ↑ 0 ↓ 0
RotW: Axelay

Axelay is a perfect game.

Now now, put down dem pitchforks. I could never say that a game is TRULY perfect. There's always a flaw and there's always improvements to be made. Nothing in life has ever been or ever will be perfect. But to use a loose definition of the word, and to keep in mind the time it was made, Axelay is indeed perfect.

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Top 1: Super Metroid
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Posted on 20 November, 2012 at 11:49PM ↑ 2 ↓ 0
Top 5, 4 and 3: Actraiser, Gun Hazard and Kirby Superstar
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Retro of the Week - Starflight
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Posted on 1 September, 2012 at 9:58PM ↑ 0 ↓ 0
Retro of the Week - Starflight

Ahhh the grand concept of exploration! One of my favourite gameplay elements ever.

And why shouldn't it be? Since time immemorial we as humans have always been skirting the boundary of the known to worlds beyond! This drive has not been lost to us, despite having our own world nearly completely charted and figured out. The last frontier on our world would be that of the ocean deep, where the water pressure is so unforgiveably powerful that it takes the best of engineering and grit to delve to that depth. I'm still waiting on a game that fairly realistically involves exploring deep oceans.

Until then, I'll keep playing space exploration games.

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Retro of the Night: Castlevania: Symphony of the Week
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Posted on 5 August, 2012 at 09:36AM ↑ 0 ↓ 0
Modern of the Month: Just Cause 2 and Skyrim
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